圣诞小短文
由于圣诞考试周（丧心病狂的老师！！）（画外音：明明早就写好了，不要脸！作者：走开！！）提前发圣诞礼物～ 祝大家食用愉快～ 圣诞礼物问答。根妹提问 版本一 Root：What do you want for Christmas ? Me or me or ...me?(笑裂状) Shaw：(斜眼) Any other choices ? Root: (黑脸) What?! You want other woman!?(突突突) (大锤：老婆大人我错了(╥﹏╥) 根妹：这还差不多～) 版本二 Root：What do you want for Christmas ? Me or me or ...me?(笑裂状) Shaw：(斜眼) I guess I don't have other choices ? Root: Nope~ 圣诞礼物 大锤版 Shaw: Merry Christmas root !说完之后送上了自己的礼物——健身房的年卡。 Root: What ?! (你竟然嫌弃我的小肚腩！） Shaw：你想要什么圣诞礼物？直接告诉我好了，省的我猜。 Root ：A ring ？（一脸坏笑） Shaw: ....... 圣诞吃什么问答 1. Shaw：Why we eat turkey !? Can we eat steak? Root: Have you gone to school? (你是不是美国人=_=） 2. Shaw：What do you want to eat for Christmas ? Forget the stupid turkey and of course we will have steak. Anything else? Root: (坏笑) you? Merry or Marry Root: Merry Christmas ~ Shaw: Stupid festival Root: Well, if you don't like Merry Christmas, how about marry me? Shaw: (翻白眼) No way... （大锤气鼓鼓：要也是你嫁给我好嘛！！）
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